rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

LAST WEEK ON TUMBLR: EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR
THIS WEEK ON TUMBLR: HAIL HYDRA!!!
silentshivers:

My kind of town.

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD